Here’s your sign …

On the Edge of Common Sense
By Baxter Black, DVM

Public signs and announcements are often unclear. Hidden meanings lurk beneath even the simplest directive.

I’d like to propose that some government agency be assigned the task of rewriting them. Fer instance:

An announcement heard frequently in major airports SHOULD say: “Your attention please. The solicitation of funds by religious groups, Moonies, animal . . .

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