Shhh… Secret’s in the sauce

On the Edge of Common Sense
By Baxter Black, DVM

Sometimes it is embarrassing when your friends catch that entrepreneurial spirit.

How many times have you gently tried to tell them that, sure, Amway’s great, but what are you going to do with all that soap in the closet? That you don’t really need a water filter, or that networking chain letters is not your bag.

I used to have a weakness for get-rich-quick schemes, but now I run cows and dabble in Iraqi real estate.

Years ago, one of my friends was exploring the marketing possibilities of his latest venture which followed his unsuccessful Starling Sanctuary and the pencils made of duck feet. He planned to supplant Mutant Ninja Pizza as the greatest thing since sliced cheese – Jim’s Secret Seasoning! Enhance your BBQ . . .